Archive for August, 2006

She’s Got a Woody: From the Toying Pussy Files

Tuesday, August 22nd, 2006

Fantasies are fabulous and especially tempting when they cum from fans and readers to my blog. The following is an observation by one of the our blog fans:

What is it with girls and doing everything they can to find the most pleasurable sex toys? It seems like every time I check out Cunt Toys they’ve got a hot and horny babe pleasuring herself with some nifty new dildo I’ve never seen before.

Ever seen a Neither had I until just a few moments ago! See for yourself. This self-pleasuring babe totally loves masturbating with her woody.

I mean, I got nothing against a wooden fake cock… hell, I love watching women pleasure themselves with whatever toys they like best. Big black dildos, pretty little ticklers, or shiny gold vibrators… it’s all good! But the thought of a woody that’s a woody!? That just too much!

I should get one for myself. That way I can tell a woman, “here babe, you can use my woody to pleasure your hungry wet pussy, and I’ll just watch.” Yeah…

Okay, maybe it’s not that cool, but watching this horny vixen working her pussy with a wood cock is fucking awesome. Her pussy lips are turning all pinks, and everything. Seriously, why the fuck are you still reading this shit,

I think I’ll name my future wooden dildo Woody the Wooden Pecker. ;-)

From the Split Lickers Mail Bag

Tuesday, August 22nd, 2006

From time to time we like to post comments and fan mail that arrives in our blog box. So this week we’ll be doing our own “post secrets” and posting from the mail bag:

–received on August 15th from Virgo Hippy:

Dear Future Lesbian Girlfriend,

I don’t mind that you like You have a special connection with her and I understand the importance of affection in friendships. I know that there’s no better way for two girls to say, “hey… I like spending my time with you” then with a few soft kisses and some tender fondling every so often.

I’m aware that there’s no harm in best girl friends sharing their nude bodies together on an otherwise dull Saturday afternoon. I don’t want to do anything that might weaken the bond between girlfriends – I realize that shared pleasure can only strengthen that intimate connection.

In fact, I encourage you to tickle each other’s beautiful naked bodies. I want you to kiss each other deeply and passionately. Feel welcome to tease your tongue and lips over each other’s petite breasts and cute nipples. And if you tease and finger wet pussies… I’ll enjoy that too.

All I ask is that you let me watch. If you’re not sure how, just check out I found of two very pretty babes gingerly exploring each other’s nude bodies. I know you’re a split licker yourself too, so I know you’ll enjoy it. =)

Sincerely,

Your Loving Boyfriend

PS - Did you see those girls having fun?

Uncle Sam’s Finest

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006

Naked army chick in uniformTrivia: In South Carolina, Shannon Faulkner becomes the first female cadet matriculated at The Citadel on this day in 1995. Amusingly enough this is also the date that Woodstock opened in 1969. So 11 years since The Citadel was de-gendered and 37 years since a weekend of Peace Love and Rock-n-Roll.

I have yet to really found out what the tie in is to on the right but I am almost sure you can draw your own conclusions.

Actually it was sort of a tribute to the women who are serving our country. Many of them were weekend warriors who now find themselves separated for weeks or months from their families and the men that love them. I like how this particular one thinks. I can almost assure you that if she came up me as an enemy combatant, I’d RUN to join whatever ideology she was representing.

So to all the WACS and WAVES and other military females out there, my cock is currently saluting you.

Swing Into Spring

Monday, August 14th, 2006

isabella-07-16-06-fishnets.jpgI’m so intrigued by this outfit. We’ve discussed fishnets before but never such detailed and GRAPHIC fishnets.

dealt with a very cute girl in a red fishnet top that was quite the “catch” but now that i’ve seen the beautiful Isabella in her netted-all-the-way-up-to-her-pussy pantyhose, I believe i’m in the mood for some blonder fish

Ok the outfit is cute too but I just and wonder what it would be like to fuck her through one of the netted holes? With each stroke that lovely silky nylon rubbing against my wiggling worm as she got hooked on the rythm of my pole.

She is truly a goddess, Venus rising and Aphrodite all wrapped into one. All I can say is unchain my heart and let my dick swing free!!

Nettingly yours.

Cheer Me Up

Saturday, August 5th, 2006

cheerleader pussyIt’s August already?? Where does the summer go?? Not that I mind because during the summer it seems that bikinis are the uniform of women and that leaves me out in the cold.

But in preparation of the coming back to college rush that will be here in about 2 weeks I found complete with pom-poms ready to Cheer me UP for the last weeks of summer.

I’m not sure exactly what turns me on about cheerleaders and there certainly is a lack of good pictures out on the net for uniform lovers since most of them involve 1 or 2 pictures of the uniform/costume then move right into the hard stuff like tits, ass, pussy etc.

But this particular gallery, the cheerleader is all clothed in her very vibrant green costume. Maybe what turns me on is somewhere in my memory cells I can remember Friday nights bonfire with all the cheerleaders cavorting around in their brief costumes, turning cartwheels so we could catch a glimpse of their tights and at some point one of them must have looked at me directly in the eyes and I was hooked.

Simpler time, Simpler place, and good memories.

Silken Pinkgasm

Saturday, August 5th, 2006

8-1-06.jpgFACTOID: Silk was discovered in China at least 4500 years ago. A Chinese legend has it that the emperor Huang Di accidentally dropped a silkworm cocoon in his tea, and observed its shining fiber as it began to unwind. The silk is a continuous thread, as much as half a mile long, which makes up the cocoon. A single thread is prized loose from the wet cocoon and unrolled. The best quality silk is unrolled by hand.

See who says surfing for lovely ladies in lingerie is not educational. :-)

I’ve been on vacation and when I arrived home my email box was more tangled than a silk cocoon on a Saturday night. But waiting for me there was of pure silken delight.

While the auburn haired beauty is not Asian, there is a certain exotic quality about her that says

“you are in for the silken ride of your life.”

This picture seems to be the just before i could crawl in next to her, part those creamy thighs and partake of her silky pussy sending her into pinkgasm after pinkgasm while my hands are enrapt around the folds of her beautiful pink komono.

I don’t know what is more delicious: the pulsing pink clit that my tongue is wrapped around or he silky soft fabric clutched in my hands.

Silkenly yours.