She’s Got a Woody: From the Toying Pussy Files
Tuesday, August 22nd, 2006Fantasies are fabulous and especially tempting when they cum from fans and readers to my blog. The following is an observation by one of the our blog fans:
What is it with girls and doing everything they can to find the most pleasurable sex toys? It seems like every time I check out Cunt Toys they’ve got a hot and horny babe pleasuring herself with some nifty new dildo I’ve never seen before.
Ever seen a wooden dildo stuffed into a tight pink pussy? Neither had I until just a few moments ago! See for yourself. This self-pleasuring babe totally loves masturbating with her woody.
I mean, I got nothing against a wooden fake cock… hell, I love watching women pleasure themselves with whatever toys they like best. Big black dildos, pretty little ticklers, or shiny gold vibrators… it’s all good! But the thought of a woody that’s a woody!? That just too much!
I should get one for myself. That way I can tell a woman, “here babe, you can use my woody to pleasure your hungry wet pussy, and I’ll just watch.” Yeah…
Okay, maybe it’s not that cool, but watching this horny vixen working her pussy with a wood cock is fucking awesome. Her pussy lips are turning all pinks, and everything. Seriously, why the fuck are you still reading this shit, go look at this masturbating, dildo lover!
I think I’ll name my future wooden dildo Woody the Wooden Pecker.
Trivia: In South Carolina, Shannon Faulkner becomes the first female cadet matriculated at The Citadel on this day in 1995. Amusingly enough this is also the date that Woodstock opened in 1969. So 11 years since The Citadel was de-gendered and 37 years since a weekend of Peace Love and Rock-n-Roll.
I’m so intrigued by this outfit. We’ve discussed fishnets before but never such detailed and GRAPHIC fishnets.
It’s August already?? Where does the summer go?? Not that I mind because during the summer it seems that bikinis are the uniform of women and that leaves me out in the cold.
FACTOID: Silk was discovered in China at least 4500 years ago. A Chinese legend has it that the emperor Huang Di accidentally dropped a silkworm cocoon in his tea, and observed its shining fiber as it began to unwind. The silk is a continuous thread, as much as half a mile long, which makes up the cocoon. A single thread is prized loose from the wet cocoon and unrolled. The best quality silk is unrolled by hand.